Where has Sarah’s Beaver Been?
Danny was annoyed by a local TV newscast that teased that a key Seahawk would be missing from training camp, but didn’t tell him what player it was. Sarah also hesitates to tell him because […]
Danny says Amy can do impressions, including Iggy Azalea and Sarah, and Sarah reminds Danny that he does impeccable impressions of the Cowardly Lion, Dudley Do-Right, and Chris Rock. On a heavier note, Gibbons is […]
We have a couple more in the works, but before we unleash them, I was just curious to see what YOUR favorite Beaver video to date was?
Will is obsessed with a picture on Facebook that apparently is either a nipple or a pellet wound, and the text accompanying the photo has us convinced that Will now has a virus. Danny reveals […]
Will reports being tired because he slept too much, 12 hours total but in two-hour increments. Gibbons is refreshed, happy it’s Friday, and planning to party with friends in Fremont for the summer solstice. Mike […]
Will is tired this morning, and the reason is Becky spent the night at his place – or rather, his mom’s place – even though she lives just minutes away and there were no adult […]
Danny attended Gary Crow’s bachelor party last night at the Metropolitan Grill. It was just Gary and 18 of his closest friends, yet Amy wanted confirmation afterward that there were no strippers. So Danny responded to […]
Danny reports he has a bruise on his belly, and he reveals that after several days he determined the cause: his pants are so tight then when he buttons them, his thumb gives him a […]
Danny and Amy are taking a pizza-making lesson at Serious Pie this weekend. Danny is disappointed already, though, because he believes, since Serious Pie pizza is rectangular, there will be no dough tossing in the […]
Yesterday Danny had “crispy pig face” at a restaurant in Fremont. We’re talking about you, Le Petit Cochon! The proprietor of this establishment was heavily tattooed, but not with food tattoos, which we think are […]