Seattle Mariners

One-Time Mariner Chris Ray Now Runs Brewery

Chris Ray, who was at one time expected to be the Orioles’ “closer of the future,” now runs Center of the Universe Brewing Company of Ashland, Virginia with his brother Phil.

13 hours ago

Only the 3rd largest in America, but the most technologically advanced by far! (Scott Vanderpool/Scotty Images)

Guess Who Has The Biggest TV In Town?

It’s your Seattle Mariners! Usually when one of your friends buys a really large TV, they automatically get drafted to hold the Super Bowl party, and you have to bring the beer. Well, you can’t […]

2013/04/03

Final Predictions For Mariners’ Roster

Thomas Holmes of the Bleacher Report makes predictions on who’ll be suiting up for the Mariners next week.

2013/03/26

Those yellow signs and shirts are good for another 7 years at least! (Otto Guele/Getty Images)

All Hail King Felix! He’ll Be In Seattle For A LONG Time!

In which the Seattle Mariners Ace Pitcher, King Felix Hernandez, will NOT be going to the Yankees…or anyone else…for at least 7 years!

2013/02/07

Is Jason Bay What The Doctor Ordered For The M’s Offensive Struggles?

In case you missed this morning’s big Mariner news, Seattle inked a deal with free agent outfielder Jason Bay. Before you perform your typical preseason “Mariner Eye Roll,” this move isn’t as easy to criticize as you may think.

2012/12/05

Another Case Of An Ex-Mariner Shining After Seattle

It’s that time of year again! That’s right kids, put down the ice cream sandwich and check out this season’s Ex-Mariner Shining After Seattle! On Thursday, former Mariners starter and current Detroit Tigers hurler Doug Fister set an […]

2012/09/28

Baltimore Orioles outfielder Adam Jones as a Mariner, circa 2005. (Lisa Blumenfeld/Getty Images)

Good Thing We Got Rid Of THAT Guy!

As another season winds it’s way down to irrelevance, I got to see another former-Mariner-made-good bite us in the ass at Safeco Field last night. A little over a month ago KZOK web-czar Chris Coyle […]

2012/09/20

Melky Cabrera rounds the bases on a two-run homer against the Mariners at Safeco Field on June 15, 2012 (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)

Hey, Remember When the Giants Beat the Mariners? It’s Not Sitting Well Now.

Hey, do you remember when the San Francisco Giants made their semi-annual stop at Safeco Field this year for interleague play?

2012/08/15

Antaurus W. Won $1,000 Just By Texting…You Can Too!

The Muckleshoot Money Maker Fiat is hittin’ the road! It made its fifth stop at Pyramid Alehouse and Safeco Field to give listeners the chance to win $1,000 AND a brand new Fiat 500 from Fiat […]

2012/08/14

Former Mariner Adam Jones Celebrates a Walk-Off RBI (Getty Images)

Should Mariners Fans Hate the Orioles?

M’s fans hate the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. M’s fans hate the Texas Rangers. I am not sure we hate the A’s…but they’re definitely unpleasant. We absolutely hate the New York Yankees and most of us […]

2012/08/09

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