As you may recall from last week, Sarah’s Beaver stowed away on a flight from SeaTac with some WWII veterans to go do some high-powered lobbying to get the government back open. It worked, obviously, and you’re very welcome. More importantly, the North American Beaver (Castor Canadensis) is once again protected from overhunting and being made into f***ing hats.
If you can tell Danny and Sarah where her not-wanting-to-be-made-into-a-f***ing-hat Beaver has been, you could win a $50 gift card to BevMo, which you can use to buy sweet, delicious booze!
As always, the phone number to use is 1-800-252-1025. Good luck, and Happy Beaver Hunting!