Sarah announces she is not talking to Will. Will texted a picture of the fog to Sarah from his car, while he was driving, and he took five or six photos before he got the shot he wanted. Sarah contends this is unsafe, and uses this behavior as an excuse to not speak to Will. Had Will died, at least his selfie-while-driving activity would have made for a good anti-texting-while-driving public service announcement. Sarah is looking forward to helping raise the R into the fog at the old Rainier Brewery this evening. Also tonight, Danny and Gibbons will be “Hanging with Mr. Cooper,” Mark Curry, for the finals of Make Danny Laugh at the Parlor Live Comedy Club. Microsoft, Bellevue, Red Robin, Danny’s lungs, home prices, Texans, Tennessee, Gary Crow’s short shorts, and Danny’s boyfriend Matt Damon also come up.
Sarah has been trying to get Will to dress as a woman for Halloween. She has noticed over the years that many men like to use Halloween as an excuse to dress as women. She then deploys one of her many magical, mystical machines and asks Danny, if you could transport yourself into any woman’s body, which woman would he choose? He immediately chooses Ellen DeGeneres, for being funny, successful, and married to Portia de Rossi. Mike Jones would choose to be one of the women who make up the 2013 class of NASA astronauts. Sarah opts for Leonardo DiCaprio, for obvious reasons. If you had to live life as a member of the opposite sex, whom would you choose?
Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, talks to a guy who broke up with his girlfriend because she was sexting another guy, and now she is sending him intimate photos of her with the other guy.
Sarah shares a new study that says men who spend time with other men, going out for “guys’ night” and doing “man stuff,” are mentally and physically healthier. This could explain something about Danny, who never engages in men’s nights. Mike Jones, too, could improve his health, because he just stays at home with his wife and kids. Do you go out for “men’s nights” or “ladies nights”?
All this, and Sarah’s Filthy Forecast, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.