Sarah is feeling goofy this morning because she stayed up late watching football, and Danny, surprisingly, also watched the Peyton Manning show. Sarah reveals her obsession with knowing which player is the shortest in any given league, and she marveled over the Broncos’ Trindon Holliday, who is only 5’5”. Discussion of height differentials in athletics brings up Danny’s fight against the 6’5” Jose Canseco, and how just about everyone Danny fought during his boxing career was considerably taller than him. Sarah found the thunder and lightning scary last night, but she probably wasn’t as scared as Danny’s neighbors were this morning. As he departed for work, Danny thought the car was in reverse, but it was in drive, and he struck their garbage cans, startling the neighborhood with his car bowling.
Yesterday in a meeting with our boss, Sarah mentioned that she had been “twerking” on Danny, doing that trendy herky-jerky move as she passed by him. Our boss, who we affectionately call The Captain, revealed that he has no idea what twerking is and is clearly not hip to the twerking trend. Speaking of trends we don’t get, Sarah doesn’t get the trend of men wearing skinny jeans or men wearing suits with skinny pants that show their ankles. Danny doesn’t get the trend toward phones that do so many things besides just making phone calls. What trend do you just not get?
Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, speaks to a gentleman he advised yesterday who was having troubling expressing his feelings for a Colombian woman he knows, a lady we get on the phone to reveal whether a deeper relationship is a possibility.
Will, the nice but often beaten-upon guy that he is, brought Sarah a sticker for her locker, a sticker of the New England Patriots logo. How did Will happen to have such a sticker, you might ask. Let me tell you: He is obsessed with the vending machines at grocery stores that give out random prizes. He tried and tried to get a Seahawks sticker out of one, and after spending about six bucks in quarters, he had lots of other logos, including the Pats, but no Hawks. Sarah calls out Will for being obsessed with something meant for kids, but she’s one to talk, because she insists on sleeping with a stuffed animal, a bear named Bear. Danny likes to sleep in onesies, and he also likes to skip. What activity intended for kids do you like to do? What is your immature habit?
All this, and the game that’s sweeping the nation, Where Has Sarah’s Beaver Been, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.