Danny is upset with a bicyclist who didn’t acknowledge that Danny managed to not kill him with his car on his way to work. Sarah feels crazy because her car wasn’t where she thought it would be in her parking garage. Gibbons is delighted that he managed to remove some scabs from his scalp following his hair restoration. Will is excited to be attending a car show this weekend. Mike Jones is torn because the show expects him to see “World War Z” today but he can’t because his family is going camping. There, you’re up to date!
Gary Crow is mad at us for not leaving him any watermelon Oreos. Will brought some for us yesterday, but Danny and Sarah took some home for their spouses to try, and then Will took them around the office until they were all gone, leaving none for Gary Crow. To go with the Oreos, Will brought in milk, though we call him out for pronouncing it “melk.” Danny points out that people tell him he says “mon” when he means to say “man.” Sarah feels she can’t go to a certain pretzel place because she would pronounce it “Awntee Awns,” not Auntie Ann’s. What word do you mispronounce or mock others for saying incorrectly?
Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, counsels a man who overheard her buddy’s daughter say she is pregnant and doesn’t know how to tell her dad, and he wants to know if he should tell the dad.
Sarah confesses that she was mean to Will yesterday (which makes it much like any other day). She sent him an email with a video of a python opening a door by itself and coming through the door. Will is deathly afraid of snakes, and also horses. Danny admits to hoping never to run into a baboon, a sloth or a wolverine. Mike Jones had a nightmare: every surface in his home was covered inches thick with crickets. What is your scariest animal?
All this, and the game that’s sweeping the nation, Where Has Sarah’s Beaver Been, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.
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