DMX, you inspire us!

Sarah marvels at the photos on our website of people smoking pot at the Seattle Center after midnight, when possession of marijuana became legal under state law. Danny then questions how it would work if Sarah wanted to marry a woman, which also is now legal under state law. Wanting to differentiate our show from all the other shows that are discussing pot and same-sex marriage this morning, Danny shifts gears and mentions his obsession with forks. Oops, I mean, Forks, the town. Danny is interested in maybe moving there, or at least becoming their mayor, apparently not realizing that those two things kind of go together.

Amazed by the similarities between Danny’s voice and DMX’s voice singing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” the show hatches a plan to have Danny record a Christmas song, and among the candidates is Wham’s “Last Christmas.” While Danny sounds nothing like George Michael, they are both ruggedly handsome. Somehow Sarah steers us toward talking about New Year’s resolutions. Danny and Will have resolved to get fit. How do you feel about New Year’s resolutions?

Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, counsels a woman who is getting married this weekend and is concerned that her control-freak dad will make it awkward for the two families.

The story of the guy who accidentally blinded himself by mixing vodka with his medications and was cured with whiskey had us wondering: what are your bizarre home remedies?

All this, and Sarah’s Filthy Forecast, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.

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