Clothing is usually not an XLent gift.
Danny promised Amy that she would be queen for the day today, and that he would be nice to her all day, but he failed at that while the alarm clock was still going off. Somehow this relates to coffee, Carly Simon, Pigpen, Paris, “Twilight,” Wichita, and Dumpsters. Somehow.
The show digresses when Danny mentions that his body hair glows fluorescent red, particularly on his butt, leading Sarah to presume that he sat in Cheetos, and Mike Jones mentions that the term for the dust left by Cheetos is Cheetle. This exchange especially amuses Will, who is 12 years old. Sarah notes that Will and Danny have become bathroom buddies, the rare pair of men who make a habit of visiting the restroom together, leading to stories of awkward bathroom experiences.
Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, advises a man who believes he has a legal right to claim his daughter as a dependent on his taxes, but now his ex has claimed her too and the IRS is coming after him.
Danny believes clothing is a no-win gift for husbands, because you’re bound to pick the wrong size, or even a size that offends because it’s so wrong. Sarah recalls an ex who bought her wildly inappropriate underwear as a gift. Ever get in trouble over a well-intended by just wrong gift of clothing for your spouse?
All this, and Danny performs an elaborate but inaccurate dance to “Gangnam Style,” on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.
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