This sandwich is missing something…
Danny starts the morning upset because he spilled his giant salty caramel machiatto something or other from Starbucks just as he opened the door to our offices. Danny then added strawberry syrup to what was left of his something or other thinking that would make it better, but it turned out really gross. Speaking of ingredients, Sarah made pumpkin pie with real pumpkin last night, as she marveled at how bad the Philadelphia Eagles are. Meanwhile, Danny had an awkward ten minutes with Amy that somehow involved emergency rooms, flashlights, caterpillars, worms, Andy Garcia, haircuts, and inter-office interaction.
The show had been discussing off the air which two celebrities we would choose for your dream sandwich. Danny has trouble grasping the concept of bread versus meat and the sandwich metaphor in general, though Sarah readily shares that her sandwich ingredients would include Daniel Craig and his wife Rachel Weisz. Mike Jones would choose Rihanna and Adriana Lima, though if Adriana couldn’t make it and offered to send Hugh Jackman in her place, Mike would be okay with that. Will grosses us out by naming Lindsay Lohan and Kesha. Which celebrities would be the bread in your dream sandwich?
Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, counsels a man who believes his use of Whip-Its is saving him from using alcohol and harder drugs, and wonders if this is a problem.
How long should parents continue to discipline their kids by telling them Santa doesn’t bring nice things to kids who misbehave? That question got the show wondering what lies you’ve told your kids or what lies your parents told to you.
All this, and Sarah’s Filthy Forecast, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.
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