Bigfoot Damages Winnebago

Story goes…last week a 39-year-old “Bigfoot Hunter” reported an incident where someone trashed his chick-magnet 1973 Winnebago.  And furthermore, he got a good look at the culprit describing him as…”very large, brown in color, walks somewhat hunched over, and hairy“.  And although this description may describe someone you know, authorities have narrowed it down to just one…Bigfoot!  And sure enough, confirmed by an actual Bigfoot Hunter!!!

Now before you roll your eyes and laugh at this report, let me remind you that a recent poll in Washington state shows that 1 in 5 have either seen a bigfoot or know someone who has.  How can 1 in 5 Washingtonians be wrong?

And in case you might ever find yourself face-to-face with a real bigfoot, our Bigfoot Hunter offers this advice.  And I quote…”Run uphill if it’s a male, they have an extended forehead so they have to stop often to look up“.  And then there’s this gem…”If it’s a female, run downhill.  They have no bras so they got big ole lady boobs and when running down hill they flop about and they have to stop to plop them over their shoulders“.  Unlike bigfoot, this 39-year-old fella from Pennsylvania is for real.  And I’m guessing very single.

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