And don’t worry, it isn’t Bruce Willis.
North Seattle Community College, located in Northgate, has 30 signs posted throughout campus warning of a pack of angry raccoons. In recent weeks this pack of bandits have attacked 3 students on campus. One of which had such severe cuts that it required staples. Off campus there have been reports of a dog being attacked while walking its owner, and a very scary situation occured when a man had to kick this pack away from his toddler.
A private trapping crew has been called in and have set traps around campus, but only one masked marauder has been caught. My suggestion to the campus is to start handing out black eye masks to help students blend in, or hire a new trapping crew.