Shall we dance?

Danny fears that his new neighbors think he’s a pervert, but he really was just curious as to the brand of shampoo they use. This revelation leads to talk of homosexuality, bridge building, lumberjacking, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Marc Bolan, David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Scrabble, cocktails, and screen savers. Truly, it does.

Danny thinks Mike Jones should be concerned because his wife arranged for a milk man to deliver dairy products every Monday. Callers weigh in on whether Danny’s extreme jealousy toward all of his wife’s exes is reasonable.

Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, advises a caller who is fighting for full custody of his son, whose mother is a drug user.

Danny and Sarah are excited to attend their first Mariners game, and Sarah says the experience won’t be complete without peanuts. But there’s a campaign to get peanuts banned from ballparks to protect kids with peanut allergies. Would a complete ban be going too far?

All this, and Danny interrupts Sarah’s 8 o’clock news with some provocative dance moves, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.