The “Modern Family” dance!

Danny and Amy choreographed a dance routine to the theme from “Modern Family,” which Danny demonstrates for the show after diagnosing Will’s hunchback. Danny has high praise for Comcast and the Comcast guy who hooked him up with cable yesterday, so he no longer has to rely on his “Modern Family” DVDs for entertainment.

Parents are calling for a neighborhood to ban ice cream trucks from parks because they can’t handle their kids throwing tantrums when they’re told that they can’t have ice cream. Is this the sort of thing that should be legislated, or should these parents just learn to parent?

Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, counsels a man whose girlfriend took her own life two years ago, yet her creditors continue to hound him.

A hospital in Texas says it will not hire anyone with a Body Mass Index of 35 or more. So if you’re 5-5 and weigh more than 210 pounds, don’t bother applying. Is it okay to discriminate against the overweight, especially in the healthcare field?

All this, Sarah’s Filthy Forecast, and what Will was thinking when he stabbed Sarah yesterday, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.