Life is like…

During a visit to the Pike Place Market, Danny observed that on his list of stupid stuff, river rocks with sayings carved in them rank high. Amy challenged him on this (“You actually have a list?”), so Danny shares more things that are on that list.

News about Daylight Saving Time leads to mention of Arizona which prompts a discussion about carrying weapons in the open or carrying them concealed in Washington. Seriously, it does.

Danny and Sarah give a shout-out to our in-studio guests from last week, Rick and Jocelyn, also known as Jerry Garcia and Mike Jones’s wife Jocelyn’s boss Jocelyn, who sent a thank-you card and a box of handmade chocolates. Speaking of food: Inspired by a news article about celebrities’ crazy diets, we wonder, to what lengths have you gone to lose weight? One caller adopted a special diet and lost 100 pounds, while another had 80 percent of her stomach removed.

Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, advises a soldier whose wife has a gambling problem that is destroying their finances.

Danny spied on Sarah’s apartment and saw a shirtless person and got excited thinking it was Sarah, but was horrified when it turned out to be her fiancé Matt.

All this, and the game that’s sweeping the nation, Where Has Sarah’s Beaver Been, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.