It’s a shampoo…

Danny brought in Pert Plus shampoo and conditioner because the bottle has a cool swerve in it, which he demonstrates with a gesture that Sarah finds obscene. Danny wonders if any other products can do two things as well as Pert Plus shampoos and conditions. Callers offer suggestions, including WD40, Coca-Cola, and Swiss Army knives, and Danny calls on Mike Jones to judge whether they really do perform two tasks equally well.

We were going to talk about something else, but we get distracted by mention of dumb rock star moves, such as: KISS putting on makeup, KISS taking off makeup, KISS putting makeup back on; David Lee Roth wearing multiple layers of spandex; Kip Winger dressing in glam outfits, etc. Callers contribute codpieces, spandex in the extra large size, rock star hair, and other questionable rock star moves.

Danny Bonaduce, Life Coach, is given an update by a past Life Coach caller who took Danny’s advice to win his wife back, and now their marriage is back on track.

Escorted in by Tori, the show’s new intern, Mike Jones’s wife Jocelyn’s boss Jocelyn and her husband Rick visit the show, and while Jocelyn’s boss Jocelyn is a very good boss, her presence inspires Danny’s recollections of really scary bosses, including one with whom he agreed to a duel.

All this, and the game that’s sweeping the nation, Where Has Sarah’s Beaver Been, on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.