A rose by any other name…

Danny, Amy and Will experienced Teatro ZinZanni last night, which Danny describes as an atmosphere of honesty and fun. He tested this theory by complimenting a server on her great breasts, and her response was priceless.

Danny was stunned by Will’s attempt last night at dressing up, which may have given the impression that Will is a Satan worshipper. This turns into a debate about the proper application of cologne. Seriously, it does. Should it be applied to pulse points, as Sarah suggests, sprayed in the air and pranced through, which is Danny’s method, or sprayed in the air and strode through purposefully, which Mike Jones says he learned from “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”? He also says cologne should only be detected while hugging, a theory that Danny and Sarah test by hugging Will, who turns out to smell like laundry detergent.

Mike Jones has a boatload of maladies, including a deformity and a tumor. What weird thing have you been diagnosed with? One caller has brittle bones, like Samuel L. Jackson in “Unbreakable,” and is currently wearing his 55th cast.

All this, and Where Has Sarah’s Beaver Been (now with potential theme songs!) on today’s Danny Bonaduce Show.